Do we steal Internet speeds from Mars? 

We do NOT 'steal' internet speeds from Mars, we simply borrow it without permission. We will give it back when we run Sideshow Bob out of Business

When is Lisa Simpson opening up her business that delivers fasterer internet speeds?  

Why are you asking us about what another business can deliver. Lisa's probably too busy being a famous musician in New York. GET OUR INTERNET BECAUSE ITS MORE BETTER THAN SIDESHOW BOB'S 

Did you ever pass Mrs. Krabappel's class? 

ME FAIL ENGLISH? THAT’S UNPOSSIBLE!

Are you sure you passed Mrs. Krabappel's class?... 

IF YOU’RE SO SURE WHAT IT AIN’T, HOW ‘BOUT TELLING US WHAT IT AM! Speak your mind at the Message Board, good grief!