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Internet Speeds that can support PC Gaming, Live Streaming, Mobile Gaming, and much more!

We used to be with it , but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what we're with isn’t it. And what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to competitors.

A Little More About Our Company and Our Missions: 

  • We are taking on this project to prove we are better than Sideshow Bob's Company

  • Our organization began when Bart Simpson, our founder, decided to stop being a menace to society 

  • Japan may have the record for the fastest internet speeds delivering 319 tbps, but this is America. Our only competitor is Sideshow Bob

  • Help us run Sideshow Bob out of Business for good! He only supplies cable internet, we have FIBER! Be a cool kid and get Fiber installed NOW !